Fopdoodle Bestiary

an instrument for the classification of individuals, after the manner of Dr. Johnson

Bureau of Slop · Office of Plain Verdicts
Certificate of Classification
№ 00000

Be it known, this day & year writ below, by the authority vested in the undersigned, that the bearer named hereunder, having been submitted for inspection & brief consideration, is duly & without prejudice entered upon the rolls as follows.

friend

Classified as

fopdoodle

a fool; an insignificant wretch.

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