MAURY MAVERICK — CHAIRMAN, SMALLER WAR PLANTS CORP.
TO:
{{name}}
RE:
GOBBLEDYGOOK IN YOUR PROSE
DATE:
30 MARCH 1944
Stay off gobbledygook language. It only fouls people up. For Lord's sake, be short and say what you're talking about. Anyone using the words "activation" or "implementation" will be shot.
— M.M., ATTACHED HERETO FOR YOUR REFERENCE
EXHIBIT A — YOUR PROSE
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EXHIBIT B — VERDICT
APPROVED
Waiting for prose. Maverick has all afternoon.
EXHIBIT C — STRIKE & RESUBMIT
Strike the flagged language, substitute plain English, and resubmit for reconsideration. This desk will hear it a second time.
EXHIBIT D — THE DOCKET
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